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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 02:11

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

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Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.